The Dinner Party

If I were to have a dinner party and I could invite anyone it would not be your usual A list affair. First it would be here in my little village outside of downtown BayBay City, Leyte, Philippines. That would get rid of all the power tie elitism. Then I’d invite Clint Eastwood, George Clooney, Barack Obama, Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Bill Clinton, George Bush, Ferdinand Marcos jr and we could have beef and onions, chicken adobo, rice and more rice, with coconut wine and Coka Cola, and hammer out how to get China off our backs.