Out-of-Body Adventures: The Night Watchman and the Ghost

The night watchman was just doing his rounds, minding his own business, when this ghostly babe materializes out of thin air. She was hot, like, really hot, even though she was basically a cloud of smoke.

Before he could even blink, she’s got her hands on his belt, and things start getting weird. It’s like she’s giving him a super-charged massage, but without the massage table or the happy ending.

He’s floating, man. Like, actually floating. And it feels amazing. It’s like his body’s doing a happy dance, but without the actual dancing.

As the sensation intensifies, he realizes he’s experiencing an out-of-body experience. His spirit is soaring through the astral plane, and the ghostly woman is guiding him on an unforgettable journey. Her touch is electric, her energy intoxicating.

When it’s all over, he’s left feeling all tingly and confused. Did that really just happen? He’s not sure, but one thing’s for sure: he’ll never look at a ghost the same way again.