TikTok客户服务失灵的正式声明 (A Formal Notice on TikTok’s Customer Service Failures)

尊敬的TikTok客服团队，

本人怀着极大的遗憾，表达对贵公司服务质量的深切失望。我的账户至今无法解锁，尽管多次请求，所提供的帮助却大多是自动回复，缺乏实质性人工介入，难以解决问题。

作为一家享有盛誉的公司，理应对内容创作者表现出应有的尊重与责任，毕竟正是他们的努力支撑了平台的存在。遗憾的是，这样的期待似乎落空了。

谨此提醒各位创作者，在如此漠视用户诉求的环境中，请谨慎投入宝贵时间。我们将转向那些真正关心社区的平台寻求支持。

此致，
敬礼
Dr. Potts

附言：为了避免任何歧义，并确保我们今后立场的绝对清晰：咬我吧！混蛋们！

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English:

Dear TikTok Support Team,

It is with the utmost regret that I must convey my profound disappointment in the quality of service provided. My account remains inexplicably immobilised, and despite numerous entreaties, the assistance rendered has been perfunctory at best—largely automated, devoid of meaningful human engagement, and wholly insufficient for resolution.

One might have expected a company of your stature to demonstrate a modicum of respect and accountability toward its content creators, whose efforts underpin your very platform. Alas, such expectations appear to be misplaced.

I hereby advise fellow creators to exercise caution in investing their valuable time in an environment where their concerns are met with indifference. We shall henceforth seek refuge on platforms that exhibit genuine regard for their communities.

Yours sincerely,
Dr. Potts

P.S. In the interest of absolute clarity, and to ensure there is no ambiguity whatsoever regarding our position moving forward: bite me! Assholes!